Thought I’d write you a letter from Hell
It’s warm but the Devil treats me well
Swimming all day in a lake of fire
Snortin’ sulphur couldn’t get no higher
Figured I’d tell you I’m doing well
Thought I’d write you a letter from Hell

I was a liar and I was a thief
So me and the Devil we got no beef
For people like me he’s got a plan
Planting skulls in the shadowland
Figured I’d tell you I’m doing well
Thought I’d write you a letter from Hell

Always thought I’d end up this way
People say there’s the Devil to pay
But now I’m going to demon school
When I get my horns we’ll see who’s cool
Figured I’d tell you I’m doing well
Thought I’d write you a letter from Hell